me: Come visit me!
jess: how? i cannot drive. but if i find a large bird, perhaps.
me: train?
jess: good way to go
me: bird train...misma cosa. we should go somewhere cools soon!
jess: we should. soon.
me: deal. lets plan something
jess: ok. we will! or else!
me: or else..the sky will fall
jess: and the birds will die
me: the california condors will finally go extinct
jess: and the the squirrel and rat population will fly high
me: all the pretty young woman will grow coarse beards
jess: and the butts of old men will grow warty
me: all the teachers will give double homework
jess: and pimples everywhere will burst with green puss
me: not to mention all the old ladies will quit wearing bras
jess: and the young girls will wear stylish unibrows
me: and all the handsome young lads will shave their charming mustaches and vow to never wear bowties again
jess: nooo!!! we cannot let that happen! or let the mommies put mayonnaise on their children instead of diapers
me: or let the chocolate utters of the chocolate milk cows run dry
jess: or let the gummy worms turn to real worms right in front of our very eyes and salivating mouths
me: noooooo anything but that. or let all the breath-taking rainbows and bubbles in the world become poop brown.
jess: ahh that can never be or i shall surely die! and the moon shall actually become cheese adn deteriorate and a mice epidemic will occur and everywhere they will fly out of holes to get to teh moon and we shall never have nighttime light again!
me: nooo! i guess that settles it...we simply must see one another soon. the happiness of planet earth depends on it
jess: truth you speak. your words do not lie. we must reunite soon. or i simply might cry
me: hush little one, dry your tears. soon we will be together, forget all your fears
jess: your words are condoling, my tears are all gone. now keep your promises to awaken with the dawn
me: with all my might i will fight for this dream, with hopes of together soon sharing an ice cream. alas tonight i must settle for sleep, so good night my dear, start counting those sheep
jess: thank your dear one, and goodnight. dont let the bed bugs bite, and sleep tight. dont forget to pray, before you lay. and may dreams of angels come out to play
hahahaha. i love fun friends. especially that one. i hope i never turn normal.
No comments:
Post a Comment